Conversations with my Son...

Me: Ben, we need to do your eye drops before bed tonight.
Ben: NO
Me: It won't be too bad buddy, we'll put them in quick.
Ben: No you won't Mommy....I will close my eyes (he closes his eyes as tight as he can and puts his hands over his face)
Me: Come on Ben, it's not that bad.
Ben: You can put them in my mouth.

Jay: Ben, I think it's time to go potty.
Ben: Go back to work Daddy!

Me: Benjamin James, get over here now!
Ben: No, my name is Ben.
Me: Your name is Benjamin, now come over here.
Ben: No, my name is Ben.
Me: I don't care what your name is, get over here now!

Me: Hannah it's time for dinner, come down stairs
(No reponse)
Me: Hannah let's go, it's time to eat!
(No response)
Ben: HANNAH CAKE GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!

Ben: Ellie has a bow in her hair. (touching the bow)
Me: Yes, Ellie looks very pretty.
Ben: very pretty
Me: Do you want to wear a bow and look pretty too?
Ben: No, Mommy (pause) I have a penis.